12 October 2012

Grand Theft Auto V is coming

5 months. Only 5 months (149 days!!!) to arrive at March 9th when a bunch of millions people will assault videogames stores all around the world.
THE Videogames  (with the big V) is coming next.



"Grand Theft Auto V" will be released on next March. But, right now, what do we know about it? Nothing special. Yes, there are a bit of news about scripts, story and graphics... but nothing really incisive.
The news is that on december issue of "Game Informer" there will be the cover. And they usually put on their first page a game tried so much to get a big preview.
Let's hope. I can't wait anymore.



It was 2008 when I bought an X360 just for walking around a fantastic New Yo... ehm, Liberty City. "Grand Theft Auto IV" was so fantastic that I played it for hours and hours, for days, for months... And not only the main game but even the 2 spin-off. In order to this I've been excited for every other Rockstar's games but after "GTA IV" anything else was fine.
"Red Dead Redeption"? Come on, I always woke up suddenly after sleeping on my horse running on that enourmous and useless desert.
"L.A. Noire"? Uff... I just slept during the loading.
"Max Payne"? A normal movie that if it lasts 1 hour and half is ok, but if it lasts hours and hours like the game becomes like stones on your balls.
They were so boring...


Once my cat came and asked me: "Wow, are you playing LA Noire? Awesome! Can I see you playing?"
This is him after 30 seconds...
 


So. They couldn't realize four consecutive flops so "Grand Theft Auto V" MUST be fantastic.
And with this graphics can't be a flop.
Or, at least, let's hope.
I really hope Rockstar's guys are the same who preparared masterpieces like "manhunt", "Bully" and every "GTA". They can't flop again. They can't....




Enjoy Yourself (It's Later Than You Think)

From "Everybody says I love you" (Woody Allen).
Music by Guy Lombardo.


ENJOY YOURSELF
(IT'S LATER THAN YOU THINK)


You work and work for years and years, you're always on the go
You never take a minute off, too busy makin' dough
Someday you say, you'll have your fun, when you're a millionaire
Imagine all the fun you'll have in your old rockin' chair

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think

You're gonna take that ocean trip, no matter come what may
You've got your reservations made, but you just can't get away
Next year for sure, you'll see the world, you'll really get around
But how far can you travel when you're six feet underground?

Your heart of hearts, your dream of dreams, your ravishing brunette
She's left you and she's now become somebody else's pet
Lay down that gun, don't try my friend to reach the great beyond
You'll have more fun by reaching for a redhead or a blond

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think

You never go to night clubs and you just don't care to dance
You don't have time for silly things like moonlight and romance
You only think of dollar bills tied neatly in a stack
But when you kiss a dollar bill, it doesn't kiss you back

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think








And now dance:

11 October 2012

Discovering Frederick Winslow Taylor

Maybe you don't know his name but maybe your job is organized by his theories.
Frederick Winslow Taylor has been one of the most influential person of the Twentieth Century.
Have you ever seen "Modern times" by Chaplin? Here it is, Chaplin made that movie to say "no" to Taylor. The same situation Chaplin did about Hitler in "The Great Dictator".

So, who was this guy?



1856 - 1915
- His parents were engaged in social activities while, going against his family's ideas, he had more extreme tendencies (the opposite: he was right to racism and stereotypes typical of the time)
- In college he discovered his talent as an inventor:
- A spoon for tennis racket
- A harness that could awoke him at night when he turned his back to sleep: he thought nightmares depended by sleep positions.
- It was believed an innovator (in the sense of reconfiguring existing elements)
- Apprenticeship: He entered in a little industry in Philadelphia asking to have low pay in exchange for being able to change often his role to learn all phases
- After the apprenticeship: In 1884 he joined the "Midvale" (a factory that produced tracks at first, and weapons after) as vice-captain
- Degree: he continued his career coming to Chief Engineer with the responsibility for improving the performance of his sector
- Here begins his work of reorganization of job, despite of many difficulties (his former colleagues at the rowing)
Time after time, however, manages to bring his theory
- He had stayed at "Midval" for 5 years, until 1889 because he could not do more career there
- Join a different company to test his theory in other companies
- In 1895, he read the essay "A piece rate system" in front of the Association of American engineers and it was a great success
- He expanded and put on a team. Among them there was a guy, Thompson, who warned him about the "human variable" when the workers rebel
- From 1897 to 1901 he worked at "Bethlem Company" which produced armored plates for the Navy
- He clashed with the "human variable" and changed some things, like the "differential"
- Up to 1915 he began to make conferences at Universities and other places...


Elements of Taylorism
- Soldiering: the laziness of the workers. For him it was the great problem plaguing America and England and he did not understand how it was possible that this was allowed.
→ people deliberately plan to do less than they can
- One Best Way: there is always a better way to do something and that was the standard for the calculation of the differential
History: Before him people threw 12 tons of cast iron.
He managed to throw 47 per day
He succeeded analyzing everything, including the function of the muscles as every muscle must have a rest period he calculated the exact time for rest
Taught it to 8 people but only 1 (a Dutch guy named Schmidt who was half handicapped) succeeded. He fired the other 7
Result: fewer workers but more productivity
Increased the office of management which was now full of people who designed the various task management



- Collaboration: in its ideal world, management and workers had to work together for the good of the company. That is, the workers had to be happy to work hard (because he did not understand the "Soldiering")
- Task Management: the "brain" of the company wen from local workers to the central department office where each day management determines how much production must be carried out by workers
- Differential Piecework: it is one of his fundamental elements. The management decided the amount of production, if the workers could it, well, otherwise they were being paid less than before.
History: before, a worker produced five pieces a day for a fee of 50 cents per piece (ie 2.50 per day).
Taylor was convinced that it could produce 10 pieces and so worker could earne 3.50 per day and not only 2.50.
If he produced less than 10 pieces he took 2.25, less than before
- Chronometrical studies: each task was broken and timed. Then the worker had to do the amount of work required by this study made it by management
- Costs: you could pay more thanks to the differential, but you even gain more through increased production and cutting workers (I do not need any more as many hours a worker does the work of 10 workers than before). It also does not need skilled workers but just the cheap labor.



Operation of Taylorism
- Observe the basic work process
- Categorize all the tasks and the Times
- With trial and error trying to find a way to speed up any job
- Search the worker suitable (if there is one that refuses gets fired)
- Use the differential to control the production

09 October 2012

All we need is "lebenslangerschicksalsschatz"

The new season has started. Finally cause I couldn't wait anymore and, as usual, it has started like a bomb.
We left our heroes at the Barney-Robin wedding and we start by there, from that night but authors has decided to tell us the story happened from the moment with Barney and Quinn in the airport to the wedding.
But, ok, this is the story of the series, so... go on, search it and star to watch it!

Now, I wanna talk about "Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz", the german word about love.
In 8x01 episode we have Ted and Victoria go back to her wedding for leaving a note where she explains her reasons. But they find Klaus (the Victoria's ex) during his escape. So Ted ask him why he wants to break up with Victoria and he explains to him:


"Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz" is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens instantaneously. It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin… have you ever felt this way about someone?
- I think so
- If you have to think about it, you have not felt it.
- And you're absolutely sure you'll find that someday?
- Of course. Everyone does eventually... you just never know when or where






Of course, it isn't a German word. It doesn't exist but its meaning is so powerful and so harmful that it should. And not only in German language, even in every other languages.

"Love", "Honey" and others are so old if we confront them to "Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz".
So, if you love somebody, if you feel that your guy is the best, is the one. Don't say him: "You're my love". But go to him, looking at his eyes and say: "You're my lebenslangerschicksalsschatz".




ALL WE NEED IS LEBENSLANGERSCHICKSALSSCHATZ
Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz, Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz, Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It's easy.
Nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It's easy.
Chorus:
All you need is Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz.
All you need is Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz.
All you need is Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz, Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz.
Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is all you need.
Chorus
Nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
Chorus
All you need is Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz (All together, now!)
All you need is Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz (Everybody!)
All you need is Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz. Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is all you need (Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is all you need).

02 October 2012

The importance of a new name

Anyone with a social network has noticed that the status is in third person and this (What is XXXX thinking / doing / interesting...), for many, may seem strange. But is it? Maybe for Facebook but the "third person" is a device essential for a journey of personal growth because it destroys the ego or personality that we self-built day after day to defend us. Every day we wear masks to be accepted by others, say the role of angry, some nice, good, the compassionate, the sensitive, the reactionaries, creative, and so on. And 'as for the clothes we wear: we try to choose and wear clothes that we can universally to bond with others. The world is wearing the shirt? And we wear the shirt. The world wears a miniskirt? And we will wear a miniskirt. Then there are those who go to get noticed on the contrary: the world wears a miniskirt? And we wear the pants. Everything is made to be noticed by others: for better or worse, as long as we speak. With the ego is the same with the result, however, that we go to work on the subconscious and eventually we end up believing it, we identify ourselves with those masks. This gives rise to the "way I am", "I can not change", etc.. with the result of positions taken, pride, strife, struggle based simply on these masks. But they are only masks, we had to wear dresses and that over time we are ever closer. To this day there comes a sense of dissatisfaction, that want something more, that feeling that the world is much more than what we have been painted in years. Is there a way to get out and reconnect with what we really are and cast off these clothes? Of course there is a long but made of ego shoulder, painful, which must also pass to relive those past situations, thanks to self-ego, we jumped at the foot 'of the illusion of having overcome and then discovering that in reality you are just crowded situations of situations. A first step, however you can do and we start from the name. What is your name? Simply a label, a badge. It 'as the actor who by dint of playing a role in a soap ends up confused and not know who is in reality. The shortest step is to really talk in third person. Who is that funny, sharp, unlucky, lucky, happy, sad etc..? I? No, it's him, is what the name X. At first it may seem strange, but over time unpleasant episodes that would destroy us first become almost comical: it's like to be rude but I'm not the character in a movie I'm watching. Do not touch me so much. And 'the shortest way because in reality it takes a little game but it is also one that requires more time. And it is a sort of step do-it-yourself. The "status" of FB, however, may get the idea. Saying "I'm angry" has a value. Say "Daniel is angry," he has another. Who is this Daniel? The longer wheelbase but is the name change and break the mechanism. "Daniel" is happy, sad, happy, loser, lucky, etc.. etc..? Change, give it another name, a nickname, for example, "Majnu". "Majnu" is a new label, has no features and you can begin a path deeper and perhaps more immediate. It is no coincidence that all the great mystics, from Buddha to Jesus and so chose to change his name to his disciples. Why, for example, Jesus said to Simon, who became the day on which his disciples would be called Cephas (or Peter)? Why, again to be among Christians, the popes change their names? What then is the same concept that is the basis of the "nickname" on the web. As "Judge Daniel" I'm going to be what they are in everyday life. How "Pincopallo76" I can be anything. Here, this situation can be applied to everyday life, with enormous benefits. The name change is an important step. Sure, it's a first step that can be done. The mystics will suggest later that are even harder (for example, Jesus: "I do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth: I came not to send peace but a sword. I have come to separate the son from father, daughter against her mother, the daughter of the mother-in-law, man's enemies will be those of his household "Matthew 10.34. Or Buddha:" Leave aside the concepts of good and evil, give up your family "Dhammapada 267) that are obviously understood and explained without taking literally their sentences but have a very profound sense. Even in this case is identified with something that has nothing to do with us. With a dress. With a mask. But speech is a different and broader. To this I would like to thank FB status, and this thing in third person. It 'only a step, a small step towards a deeper contact with ourselves.

01 October 2012

How Facebook has killed opinions

Once upon a time there was a world where people went to square ready to fight for their ideas, just armed by the force of their opinions. They were ready to die for save their ideas.
This has been for millenniums.

One day Facebook arrived on the web, the modern square. At first everybody was happy because finally you could write everything and you could share your ideas with others. Awesome. At first.
Now that kind of "fire" has died. The "I like" buttom has killed every opinions.


Try it. Put on your state an idea. Everything is ok. What you think about a movie, a politicians or your neighbour who breaks your balls with his noise. Everything. Try it.
What will you have in response? Nothing. A lot of "I like".
Anybody who answers you to say his agree or his disagree. No, just "I like".
Sometimes you can find one poor guy who answers you. Wow, fantastic, finally you can answer him, you can start a discussion and maybe others will join it and maybe you can discuss about your opinion. No, a lot of "I like".
Cause push the "I like" buttom is easier than think. And this scares me. Cause I can have bad or good opinions, it doesn't matter, and I can improve my mind discussing them with others. If I don't discuss them I'm convinced I'm right, my ideas are fine, are the best. And maybe they aren't.

Discuss is the best thing. Discussions drive you into the fantastic world of your mind. A discussion is your personal "whiterabbit" and you have follow it into its lair.

Write opinions. Answer. Scream. Fight. But don't let you to just put "I like". It's a stab on your own head.